Definitely sane.

quote-book:

kari-shma:

(via: Amazing Posts)

• Winning isn’t everything but wanting to win is.
• You would achieve more, if you don’t mind who gets the credit.
• When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
• Don’t fight too much or the enemy will know your art of war.
• The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
• If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for everything.
• If you do little things well, you’ll do big ones better.
• Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.
• You won’t get a second chance to make a first impression.
• Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.
• Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.
• If you are not failing, you’re not taking enough risks.
• Don’t try to get rid of your bad temper by losing it.
• If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
• Those who don’t make mistakes usually don’t make anything.
• There are two kinds of failures: Those who think and never do, and those who do and never think.
• Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
• All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.
• Change your thoughts and you change your world.
• Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.
• There are two kinds of fools in this world.: Those who give advice and those who don’t take it.
• The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.
• Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right things.
• Friendship founded on business is always better than business founded on friendship.

quote-book:

kari-shma:

DO: Drop your pants.
DON’T: Drop your underpants.

DO: Tell a joke.
DON’T: Tell the same joke again because this time you think you remember how the punch line goes.

DO: Slip on a banana peel, fall down.
DON’T: Slip on a banana peel, fall down, impale yourself on an upturned rake, die.

DO: Tell a joke about your mother-in-law.
DON’T: Tell a joke about your mother-in-law to your mother-in-law.

DO: Hit someone in the face with a pie.
DON’T: Hit someone in the face.

DO: Talk about that time you ate Moon Pies in Poukipsie with Morty and Gert.
DON’T: Talk about that time you had soup in Denver with Bob and Mary.

DO: Quote Groucho Marx.
DON’T: Quote Karl Mark.

via: Shoebox Blog