December 2009
“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?”
– Abraham Lincoln (via simtan) (via quote-book)
The word
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
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Principles of Life:
quote-book:
kari-shma:
(via: Amazing Posts)
Winning isn’t everything but wanting to win is.
You would achieve more, if you don’t mind who gets the credit.
When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
Don’t fight too much or the enemy will know your art of war.
The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for...
If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who...
nowsaynever:
perfectliars-:
leavebeforethelightscomeon:
Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
Remove your laptop.
Start it up.
Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
Then click here.
sorry, but it’s funny.
HORRIBLE BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
